Sun Feb 07, 2010
Downtown Tehran?

No, Park Lane, central London, just this afternoon. I'd only planned a quick visit to Speakers Corner to snap Billy Bragg's tax protest against the bankers, but either the vagaries of the Islamic calendar or the street closure scheduling gods of Westminster Council had determined that British Shiites could commemorate the Imam Hussein's martyrdom by inflicting Sunday lunchtime gridlock on central London. As a ban-the-burka atheist, any other religious group doing this would have incurred my scorn and impatience (you can't imagine Dawkins and co stopping the traffic, can you?). But twice before I've found myself near this Ashura march, and each time I'd found this alien, very solemn event was surprisingly welcoming to me and my camera.
Sadly today the cold weather meant the men kept on their shirts while beating their breasts, and they certainly aren't allowed to use their chains and knives on themselves. So, while I got a few shots of the women and children, I'm sad to report that the self-flagellation wasn't as photogenic as I'd hoped.
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Wed Feb 03, 2010
Their own bloody fault
Also see Mike King.
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McCullin in Manchester
So Manchester's Imperial War Museum North is putting on a retrospective (6 February to 13 June 2010) and while I've seen his work a few times, there's always a picture that is new to you - like this one - or that triggers a new emotion or understanding. Hopefully I'll be able to sneak off to the show when I'm up North in a few weeks - assuming the snow doesn't return and we can finally have our family Christmas!
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Fri Jan 29, 2010
5 quickies
- Supermarket tells Welsh shoppers to wear clothes and shoes
- Birmingham parking ticket machine speaks German
- clever AIDS short film
- iRant - Adolf and the iPad
- Driver fined for blowing himself in "nose to tail" traffic
Sun Jan 24, 2010
Not a Kiev then?
What makes a photograph valuable? The photograph above shows the white stone walls and towers of the Kremlin in Tobolsk, a town that is known as one of the final homes of Russia's last tsar and his family during the time of the 1917 Russian Revolution. It's a nice enough picture, but is it worth more than one million pounds?
That's the price Mikhail Zingarevich, a board member at Ilim Group, paid for it at a charity auction in St Petersburg. The proceeds will go to buy furniture for World War II veterans receiving long-promised apartments, equipment for a children's hospital and a new kitchen for an alcohol rehabilitation centre.
But why is this picture worth so much? Well, because it was taken by the Russian president Dmitry Medvedev who is a keen photographer.
Apparently he's a
It's hardly in the Iris Robinson or Tiger Woods class of surprising hobbies of the rich and famous, but (unlike his ratty-looking running mate) you've got to wonder if he's the kind of guy who'll stick radioactive isotopes in your sushi .
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Sat Jan 23, 2010
Cheese! The protest cry of our generation?
I'm not sure photographers are born pack animals. As much as I may occasionally enjoy taking pictures in company, I'm happier when something catches my eye and I can keep my "precious" all to myself. Without scent-marking our territory, don't we resent the intrusion of another photographer even if they stay out of frame, and often try our best to avoid acknowledging each other's inconvenient presence, or - heaven forbid - taking the risk of starting to chat about gear or technique? For me, photographers seem at their happiest as lone hunters, and attempting to organise us has to be easier than herding cats.
That's partly what seemed strange about today's Mass Gathering in defence of street photography in Trafalgar Square. "Mass" seems hype, though in photographers' terms a few hundreds, maybe a thousand (2,000 says the Guardian) snappers on one side of the square would certainly qualify as a decent turnout (see Amateur Photographer). And it was certainly more of a "gathering" than a demo, with none of the pushing and barging of the media "pap" stereotype. Cameras were held aloft at the sound of "cheese!" and everyone seemed perfectly at ease providing a photo opportunity for others. This bloke grinned back at me afterwards and just said "fill your boots". All in all, it was entertaining enough to have attracted a few camera crews and to get on Sky News, BBC Radio 4 and the BBC's London news page. Won't bring down any walls, but a very British protest. We're fed up.
Other snaps here.
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Wed Jan 20, 2010
The King is in the altogether?
Wildlife photographer Andy Rouse nested doubts about the now-disqualified winner of the wildlife photograph(er) of the year and writes about them here:
When I first saw the image I was amazed. To my knowledge no image has even been taken like this of the Iberian Wolf. It is an incredibly rare and shy animal, avoiding human contact at all costs and highly suspicious due to years of persecution in its homeland....
My suspicions kept nagging at me. Thinking I was alone and that to raise my head above the parapet would get it shot off, I kept quiet. I heard that the photographer explained everything at the Wild Photos conference and so naturally, like everyone else, I believed him.
Like anyone, I've been impressed with previous years' winners of the wildlife photograph(er) of the year, but 2009's winning wolf had left me cold.
I'm not pretending to have any ability whatsoever to identify that such a picture was a fake - though now its description as "a model wolf" makes me wonder why no-one outed it for not looking as anorexic as its counterparts on the catwalk. But the reason I never linked to it when it won the award was that aspects other than its authenticity provided doubts that nagged away at my appreciation of the picture. I just thought - oh someone's set up a remote flash and triggered it with a motion sensor. And for me, that seemed a sufficiently big hole in the King's couture. What do you think?
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Mon Jan 18, 2010
Act of God?
But when he starts saying Haiti's death toll is the result of Roman Catholics having built their homes on a geological fault....
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Sat Jan 16, 2010
If your face fits
Did you see the mocked up shots of what Bin Laden might look like now? Well, it seems the FBI's cutting edge technology was cutting and pasting with Photoshop:
A Spanish politician has said he was shocked to find out the FBI had used his photo for a digitally-altered image showing how Osama Bin Laden might look. Gaspar Llamazares said he would no longer feel safe travelling to the US after his hair and parts of his face appeared on a most-wanted poster.
He said the use of a real person for the mocked-up image was "shameless". The FBI admitted a forensic artist had obtained certain facial features "from a photograph he found on the internet".
Like 8 year old Mikey Hicks, whose name seems to have got him on a watch list, you've got to think poor Mr Llamazares isn't going to enjoy travel from now on. Makes you feel so safe, doesn't it?
Also see the TSA Logo Contest.
Plug-in to evolution
Mark Wilson has just released a Lightroom plug-in Nature Data LR which, at first glance, is about adding to your Library a group of nature-related custom fields:
The fields provide a formal and structured approach to organising your images of natural subjects such as birds and mammals.
The plug-in adds a new metadata panel to the library module, a new dialog to manage the additonal data and an export action to add the data to keywords on exported images.
The plug-in also allows you to create dynamic collections of your photos based on families of species.
I wonder if there's a parallel with geotagging software. What I mean is that I usually can't be bothered to attach my GPS device to my camera, but I'm happy enough dragging the images onto a map when I get home. Equally, if I did get into shooting wildlife, I'd need some help recognising species, something like a dialog displaying whatever characteristics might distinguish a bit-titted wotsit from a striped wotsit, or a male from a female. Maybe that could be pulled from some online reference source, or each creature's record might have hyperlinks?
But wait, there's something else worth noticing:
Naturdata LR makes use of Phil Harvey's excellent ExifTool.
In other words, it's a plug-in with custom metadata and an export feature. This is the aspect of this plug-in that I find particularly intriguing. For one thing it's reassuring that someone other than Jeffrey Friedl has got Exiftool and Lightroom working together - and I hope it shames me into playing with this. But more interesting is what he's doing with it - taking his custom fields and writing them as keywords through the export dialog. As I've written before, just because a program provides hierarchical keywords, it doesn't mean you have to use them, even for something as hierarchical as species..
Thu Jan 14, 2010
Search & replace, append, transfer - a beefy update
I've just uploaded version 1.0.6.7 of my Lightroom plug-in Search & replace, Append, Transfer which includes some big changes:
- It should work in the LR3 beta (but remember, the beta is not meant for real work)
- Instead of the long drop down lists for choosing fields, there are now dialog boxes
- The new menu item "Library>Plug-in extras>Parse and audit" reviews your metadata entry
- 16 custom fields, plus fields for Event and People like in iView/Expression Media
- An optional module converts certain iView/Expression Media metadata fields to LR
- Documentation is both beefier and prettier

Parse and audit runs through your pictures, checking whether you've completed the title, caption, how many keywords each image has.
A bolshy track record?
Please meet Stompie, the Russian T34 tank that's apparently spent the last decade guarding this triangle of waste ground in deepest Bermondsey. If you're unfamiliar with south London's more proletarian underbelly, these 30 tons of ex-Red Army muscle lurk just 5 minutes' trundle from Tower Bridge and all those bonus-wielding bankers over in the City of London. Providing you're not too worried about the traffic, you could be in front of the gates of Buckingham Palace in 15.
Let's be clear - armoured fighting vehicles are not a common sight in central London. The Scorpion light tank that used to live near the Brixton Tescos is long gone and is now probably the pride and weekend joy of some historical re-enactor (or latter day George Bowling from Orwell's lower Binfield). Certainly until the morning I was drafting this blog post, I hadn't the faintest idea of the T34's existence, and I was simply thinking of expressing a banal resentment of the last few weeks' snow. While most parts of this sceptred isle have enjoyed and endure repeat doses of Siberian chill, of the four snow falls that have "hit" south London only last week’s and yesterday's was at all significant – if a paltry 3-4" counts as such. We seem to expect snow to provide a discrete, suburban experience no more tiresome than nipping into the supermarket or ordering from Amazon, briefly meeting our needs but having no inconvenient after-effects. But this year, the snow has kept returning, hanging around like a guest that was welcome at Christmas, but remains around in mid-January. Each time it has mostly turned to slush and ice, thawing and freezing, and was soon stained the vomit-brown colour of gritting salt. Until yesterday when there was finally a decent-sized, gone-the-next-day, photogenic dump, I've just felt frustrated by it. Was it really too lousy to photograph, or was I just too lazy? Yes, I know, "it's behaving like snow, get over it".
What rescued the post was writing a line asking whether the Inuit reserve any of their reputed 60+ words for snow to describe a fall that doesn't seem worth photographing. A small mental leap took me to a former seal skin works that I know of in Bermondsey, and I suspect that if I'd used Google as normal I would have linked to the Alaska Building and moved on. Instead I forgot (age, eyesight, cold) I was in Google maps and noticed the proximity of Stompie. My photographic year seems to have begun on a more documentary trajectory - a combination of being stuck in London and a new 50mm f1.4 - so within minutes I was in the Beardymobile and heading of down to the Old Kent Road.
The story behind the T34 turns out to be a lot more interesting than the photo. The most plausible explanation seems to be that its presence owes little to pent-up revolutionary justice (sadly) and more to a planning dispute a property developer had with his local and - if it doesn't sound too Jeremy Clarkson - no doubt well-meaning Liberal council. Given the tank's location on Mandela Way, its name can only refer to a victim of Winnie Mandela's thugs, and its owner seems to have also been in the news for fighting his son's expulsion from school - after 400 offences. Since the T34 had apparently been a 7th birthday present for his son, Marlborough School - its name shared with Britain's greatest general - should consider itself fortunate Stompie remained in Bermondsey.
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Wed Jan 13, 2010
More Aladdin Sane
If you're in the UK or have access to the BBC, "The Man Who Shot the 60s" is an hour-long programme on BBC4 at 9pm this evening on Duffy, the photographer who shot the teenage mind-blowing album cover for Aladdin Sane.
I'll also point you to his web site which I failed to find last year. If you're into 60s-70s portraiture and fashion you'll find the likes of Bowie, Blondie, Schwarzenegger, or Terrence Stamp (right). All the young dudes, even Harold Wilson.
Update: Enjoyed that Duffy programme. It did leave me wondering why he really gave it up and what he's been doing in the interim. Maybe he made so much from ads that he's spent 30 years drinking and smoking? But well worth watching on the iPlayer.
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Tue Jan 05, 2010
Great cable
Terry White shows how to shoot tethered into Lightroom. It's not perfect, not by a long means, but far from difficult. Wish I could think of a better pun though - vince cable?
pMachines to Wordpress
Yesterday one of the web sites I maintain had a big problem - lots of ugly PHP error messages about "eregi is deprecated" and we were locked out of the control panel, pMachines, that manages the site's content. On the other hand, the hosting company was excellent, their reply being so quick that I initially thought it was a duplicate acknowledgement of my support request, and they didn't pull the "what have you changed?" or "we don't support user applications" tricks. They had changed the server over to PHP5 and had switched off PHP4 support. pMachines is no longer updated, so I bit the bullet and spent all day migrating everything to WordPress, copying the content and building a custom page template. And of course, just as I was ready to show off my labours, one of the site's users discovered the original site was working properly again - the host had restored support for PHP4. Yes, I know, setting up Wordpress was a learning experience. "Bugger"!
In fairness, my eagerness to make the changeover was because I was looking for a test bed. While I use pMachines to run this blog, and it is reliable-enough, it does show its age. Character encoding is messy and pasted material regularly screws up one RSS reader or another, posts can't be in more than one category, and it's a stretch when one (mis)uses pMachines to manage parts of a site other than the blog. So I've been looking at alternatives.
I'm a little wary of WordPress after a friend used it to set up a blog which was then hacked, compromising his forum - and I'm the one who maintains that. pMachine is old and too small a target for hackers. WordPress though....
But yesterday's experience was much more encouraging. The site isn't really a continuing blog, and WordPress's Pages feature worked well as a basic content management system for a collection of independent pages - we're not even using its blog features. Especially nice was cutting the original site's page contents from a browser window and pasting them into WordPress's page entry form which nicely picked up all the formatting. This made light work of converting the site's 21 pages.
Whether it will be so easy to convert this site is another matter. However, the links from migrating from pmachine to wordpress look helpful and certain principles of data migration always remain. When you want to get data into a new system - whether it's masses of financial or business data or simply Lightroom keyword - you begin by exporting dummy data from the new system because you can usually be sure it'll import it properly. Then see if you can get your existing data into that format. Never start from what you have - start from where you want to be.
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Sun Jan 03, 2010
Hebridean overture
Jim Richardson is narrating how he made a number of the pictures from his National Geographic series on the Hebrides The Edge of the World.
The Old Man of Storr is a too-common location, though thankfully it's not a scene you can shoot from the car park (I remember the thick mud almost swallowed my boots as I climbed up through the forest). But there are clever treatments of Staffa (the grass on the basalt columns) and of less-accessible locations like St Kilda (love the birds). No doubt I'm not the only one who has spent a night sleeping in his car near Callanish but Jim's story of Vigil at the Stones: Frame 9,068 makes me wish I'd stayed up all night:
You don't see me in the picture because I am hiding behind the stones. Even when I was running through the frame I wasn't in any one place long enough to register in the picture.
Hey, it sounds like I knew what I was doing when explained that way! But I didn't know this process to begin with. I did the picture over and over. I layered each new step on as I figured out what could be done and how to do it. I made a lot of mistakes. Shining the light for too long on one area results in a hot spot that doesn't look right. I made the mistake many times.
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Thu Dec 31, 2009
Christmas travel "blurs"

Christmas was not what we'd carefully planned. Shortly after leaving London on Christmas Eve, the Beardymobile heard that snow was falling up North and decided it didn't fancy the journey to Manchester. Something called the air mass meter was cutting out the fuel, and the RAC call out service couldn't fix it, so the head ruled the heart and the Beardy family Christmas was rudely rescheduled to mid January. Norad have been warned.
The Christmas Day routine is to leave the turkey (and veggie alternative) in the oven, and pack a Europhile mix of smoked salmon butties, Champagne and stollen. We'll then head off into the Peak District, Lyme Park, or up Castle Crag if we're in the Lakes. Everyone's out walking and wishing you Merry Christmas. A walk through central London is an entirely unseasonal experience - not even the most furtive whisper or festive glance from anyone we passed in Regents Park. Humbug city's solitary concession to Christmas was that everywhere was closed - no bad thing - and it was only when we finally reached Oxford Street that we found a place for lunch.
But, miserable London apart, the long walk and the nice long lunch meant this alternative Christmas Day turned out surprisingly well. It was dark by the time we left, and I spent a while waving my camera at the lights in St Christopher's Place. Like with many images of this type, it's not a question of blinding panning the camera but of developing a pattern. With some I moved the camera with a gentle N shaped motion, while with others it was a soft U, but here I moved from left to right and then stopped - which is why there's the trail, and then the stronger edge on the right of each patch of colour. The white "scratches" are the traces of a lattice of tiny white lights behind the main decorations. If I'm wanting an unconventional image for next year's Christmas card, this has to be the one. After all, isn't St Christopher the patron saint of travellers?
Happy New Year, Britain, World, wherever you are.
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My plug-ins and Lightroom 3 beta
I've not been in a great rush to update my plug-ins for the Lightroom 3 beta - the beta's not for real work, and changes to the SDK coding environment don't appear until much closer to the final release date. But in the past few days I have updated three plug-ins which didn't work in the beta because they used SDK features which Adobe are changing in LR3:
Big Note works in LR3, while I'll soon be making an announcement about how to buy Search Replace Transfer.
Screen shot tools - a Configurator panel
When creating blog posts or writing other material that requires screenshots, I go through a predictable series of steps. On Windows I'll hit PrintScreen or on Mac I'll use Cmd Ctrl Shift 3 (or 4) to place the screen's contents onto the clipboard. Then in Photoshop I'll create a new file and paste in the clipboard - that's the Paste New File button, a script.
Then I'll use various selection tools or the Crop tool to select around the important detail - hence the second row of buttons.
You get the idea - the panel works from top to bottom. Having selected around the detail, I invert the selection, and copy the detail into its own layer. To crop the image down to what I want to keep, I'd right click the layer and Select Pixels, then crop to that selection. At that point I might resize the image, or use Smart Transform to squeeze it into a defined size while keeping important detail. Finally I might sharpen it, and then save for web.
All those tasks are brought together in this panel for Photoshop CS4
. I could use fewer buttons - so I could use a keyboard shortcut for Select > Inverse - but the panel makes it a mouse-driven process. To install it, double click the MXP file and follow the instructions in Adobe's Extension Manager, restart Photoshop, and it's available under Window > Extensions.
Wed Dec 23, 2009
Football 5
- Jonathan Wilson asks How will football tactics develop over the next decade? I do hope Santa brings his Inverting the Pyramid.
- David Conn writes on football finance and governance The noughties: a decade when football's rulers ducked responsibility
- Dirty Tackle reports that Darius Vassell isn't keen that goat slaughtered at training (not a reference to other ex City stalwart Shaun Goater)
- The Spoiler's photo gallery where sport meets porn is hilarious. The link is directly to my favourite.
- 100 Great Football Photos of the Decade part 1 and part 2. Not sure if JT is there, but this is easily my favourite.
Fri Dec 18, 2009
Rome: rise and fall?
Adobe Rome is a technology demo of an Air application that combines features from multiple Creative Suite applications like Flash, Photoshop, Fireworks and Dreamweaver in a single desktop or web app. Every time I see one of these, it reminds me of Mac apps I saw c 1989 or Microsoft Office's c1995 fumblings with OLE. But one day.....
Via John Nack
Thu Dec 17, 2009
Winter bites
In case you've missed some recent news
- Welsh man has sex with rottweiler
- Newcastle woman guilty of noisy sex
- Yorkshire man flashes veterans' parade
- Police question wedding photographer under terrorism laws
- Tiger named Athlete of the Decade
Sat Dec 12, 2009
Small protests
I was just going to post a link to yet another example of the Keystone cops, oops British police, pouncing on another suspected terrorist reconnaissance mission - a Guardian reporter taking photos of the Gherkin building in the City of London:
When I arrived at the Gherkin at 11am yesterday I was stopped by a security guard as I walked around the side of the building. When he told me I had strayed on to private land, I returned to the pavement, but declined his repeated requests to show him the images on my camera.
Back on the pavement, a second security guard informed me that under "anti-terrorism" I was permitted to photograph or film the top end of the building, but the lower half, which included the reception area, fire exits and security cameras, was off-bounds.
And so the boys in blue were summoned.... I don't doubt the Guardian's report for one second, but in the interests of balance, last weekend I was taking photos of the very same building, and I didn't get stopped. It was a nice morning and I was in no hurry, took the pictures I wanted, and then wandered on, and I didn't sense the security guards' bovine eyes on my back. As an overweight middle-aged white bloke, beardless in all but surname, standing around and looking intently at my surroundings, and carrying a dangerously-big camera, surely I should have generated suspicion? I could have been a nice big tick mark on the day's quota of successful anti-terrorist action....
It's the inconsistency, the random stupidity that really irritates. Why the hell should I have been going for a lawful Sunday morning stroll expecting a confrontation with brain dead security or box ticking cops who don't know the law they're so eager to enforce? January 23rd's demo can't come soon enough.
Update: this week's successful counter-terrorist swoops:
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Fri Dec 04, 2009
Joe Cornish talks about Peter Dombrovskis
Tim Parkin has put his Canon 5Dmk2 video camera (it takes photographs too) to good use in this splendid 40 minute talk by leading British landscape photographer Joe Cornish on the work of Australian photographer Peter Dombrovskis. The video's a very British low key style that takes its time to say things worth saying, and there's a nice mix of shots to camera and close-ups where Cornish literally points out important details.
Couldn't find many Dombrovskis pictures online, but see this post which contains the Franklin River gorge shot, which does indeed look glorious.
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Wed Dec 02, 2009
The style council
Italian photographer Daniele Tamagni concentrates on African and Caribbean culture, whether that's in Milan, Peckham, or in this great series on the "sapeurs" of Congo-Brazzaville:
The "Sape" began when Congo was a French colony. Many Congolese people were fascinated with French elegance and decided to imitate the French look, a style which was further developed during the transition to independence. In the seventies and the eighties, many Congolese immigrants went to France and coming back to Brazzaville brought "the cult of elegance" . The "Sape" is an art and the real gentleman have to know the concept of gentleness and good manners related to the inherent moral code of the individual.
They look like Mods to me.
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Thu Nov 26, 2009
Tough love...
If you've ever used iView or Extensis Portfolio, or countless other non-Adobe programs, you will have learnt long ago that Photoshop's Maximize Compatibility dialog box did what it said on the tin - it maximised the PSD or TIF file's compatibility with other programs. Or rather, what you would probably have learnt is that if you unticked this setting, you would be saving disc space at the cost of making other programs struggle to display the PSD or TIF file. Short term gain, long term pain?
This is as true of Lightroom as it is of third party programs - after all, Adobe engineers have far better things to do than cater for self-inflicted pain. The remedy is to resave those files compatibly - see Laura Shoe's post for an efficient way to do this.
Mon Nov 23, 2009
SlideShowpro Director 1.4.1
SlideShowpro Director 1.4.1 has been released and has watermarking:
Director 1.4.1 includes new support for built-in watermarking, allowing you to upload an image (transparent PNGs work best) to use as a watermark, then Director composites that image on your original content when it creates the optimized copy for your slideshows. You can define as many different watermarks as you like, and change what watermark is applied on a per-album basis. You can also control the positioning of the watermark and its opacity when composited with the image.
Now all I want is that it doesn't strip metadata (there's a hack).
Believe the hype
It is a stitched image with a difference, cutting open a grand Paris residence and showing its unbelievable collection of Renaissance masterpieces.
More of his hyperphotos here. You could spend quite a lot of time gawping at these....
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Sat Nov 21, 2009
Cool Kenna
Via Bruce Percy.
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Lightroom's 10 strongest points
Over at Lightroom forums someone asked what people think are the 10 strongest points of Lightroom? While my initial reaction was a Keanesque "you've got eyes, haven't you, what do you think?", it's actually not a bad question and nicely follows up my post from the other day. After all, for all the moaning about things I don't think are right, I do use Lightroom for positive reasons.
So in descending order, my ten favourites:
- Adjusting and managing raw files in a single program - we easily forget how radical Aperture was....
- Bringing together in one place pictures from multiple drives, whether they're online or offline
- Auto Sync mode for adjusting multiple images simultaneously
- Targeted adjustment tool for black and white, and for colour correction - elegant
- Local adjustment brush and gradient tool - beautifully done
- Smart Collections - could do much better though
- How collections quietly store the last Print, Web or Slideshow settings applied to them
- Print - though not Web, not Slideshow
- Use of templates for saving frequently-used settings
- Keyboard shortcuts
Fri Nov 20, 2009
Alamy and Lightroom
There's a apocryphal story that you can be waiting forever for a London bus, probably while it's raining, and just as you've given up and started walking home, two or three will turn up at once. Well at the end of a very enjoyable evening at Richmond and Twickenham Photographic Society, someone asked me about Lightroom keywords and Alamy's requirements. It's a good question, somewhat off the beaten track, but I had come across the problem before. But then this morning my publisher forwarded an email asking exactly the same thing:
The problem I have is that when I assign keywords to my image files, Lightroom rearranges them from the priority order I put them in, to alphabetical order, which is useless. Alamy stock library wants the keywords in order of relevance otherwise images will not get noticed however good they are. ie. flower, yellow, daisy, chain. In alphabetical order your image would come up in a search for "chain daisy" which could be a very different image to a daisy flower - if you see what I mean!
I'd be pleased if anyone corrects me, but as far as I know there is no decent answer. Lightroom will write the keywords into the export file in alphabetical order, and there's no built-in way to change this. With a plug-in, I think it would be possible to use a custom field to record keywords in order of relevance, and then write them to the files upon export. Even then, it won't be as slick as other export plug-ins because I hear Alamy don't accept FTP, and I suspect that partly explains why no-one has come up with a solution. But you never know - one may turn up.
Update - thanks Nic for pointing out Jim Keir's Alamy plug-in.
Thu Nov 19, 2009
10 Things I Wish I Could Tell A Slightly Less New Lightroom User
Until you know
what you're doing
- and even then,
think twice (at least)
Scott's post was actually inspired by another article, recent Aperture refugee Scott Bourne's 10 Things I Wish I Could Tell Every New Lightroom User which was mainly a run through of learning resources.
As I was preparing a "Lightroom not Photoshop" talk this evening for Richmond and Twickenham Photographic Society, I thought a top 10 would be a useful exercise for me too. So.... hello, I'm Scott - well, actually John - and here are 10 Things I Wish I Could Tell A Slightly Less New Lightroom User:
- Until you know what you're doing, use a single catalogue. And even then, think twice - remember that more than one catalogue means breaking up control of your picture collection. Three additional thoughts come out of this. Tens of thousands of pictures is not a lot in database terms. Secondly, optimise your catalogue regularly but remember Lightroom stresses the parts of your computer system that other programs don't reach and something other than the number of pictures could be to blame for any slowdowns. Lastly, don't worry about having all your eggs in one basket - cover your backside by backing up your catalogue and your images.
- Unless you really know what you're doing, never use Explorer or Finder for moving or renaming files that are catalogued in Lightroom. Apart from affecting your image backup/recovery plan, moving files in Explorer or Finder is a bit like the local bookstore's overnight cleaners getting high and spending their time moving books to different shelves. How would you, or Lightroom, know where anything is? Ignore this warning and you'll be spending a lot of time telling Lightroom where you've moved your files. On the other hand, it will be a good learning experience.
- Put your effort into learning to use smart collections, not into building dumb collections or into the filter panel. This is why Scott K's point 10 - that you can cut down on keywords if you use collections - is such a leaky vessel. As well as keywords travelling with your files if you ever leave Lightroom, adding keywords means smart collections become an even more effective way to find and organise your pictures.
- Switch on Develop's Auto Sync mode. This makes every slider movement or other adjustment affect all the images you've selected and is the most efficient way to work. Efficiency isn't for its own sake though - the less time it takes you to get the whole shoot up to scratch, the more time is left for making the winners really stand out. Don't worry if you sometimes forget AutoSync is switched on and you've adjusted the wrong images - you soon learn.
- Never pay a penny for a Develop preset. If you've collected more than a few presets, you're relying on others' judgement about their pictures, not on your own eyes and creative instincts. Photographers are hunters, not sheep.
- Use the targeted adjustment tool for colour adjustments or black and white conversion. Keep your eyes on what the picture looks like - not on the sliders.
- Learn a new keyboard shortcut every day. Keyboard shortcuts are the fast track to seeing Lightroom's modules as simply "compulsory workspaces".
- Wherever you drag a slider or click a button, try holding down the Alt/Option key. In many cases something useful will happen - you'll see clipped colours in Develop, nest complex smart collections criteria, use the number pad with the Keyword sets....
- If you're using more than one computer or other imaging programs, think twice before you adopt a hierarchical keywording system. Keyword spellings, cases, and hierarchies can easily diverge on different computers, or your third party programs won't understand the hierarchy and will return the images to Lightroom with flattened keywords. Keeping keywords and hierarchies in sync takes discipline which you may not have. Just because you can create hierarchies doesn't mean you have to do so.
- Be consistent with your metadata. Keywords are terms that describe a picture, not aspects of your workflow. Ratings are for your long-term evaluation of a picture's quality, flags for temporary pick/reject decisions, and labels for whatever makes sense to you at the time.
Photoshop is singular,
Lightroom is plural ™
Wed Nov 18, 2009
Five distractions
- Garrin the Scottish Pairlament Wark for You - public information, Trainspotting-style
- James May does Scalextric on BBC iPlayer - this was wonderful
- Aussie enjoys getting lost - exactly why I won't have a sat nav
- Noisy sex woman loses appeal bid - ooh
- Liverpool FC's official web site asks "what it would feel like to lift the Premier League Trophy?" - NB competition ends Dec 11th
Mon Nov 09, 2009
A wall without end

Surely Russia's greatest leader?
I was working in Helsinki that month, my first trip up there, and also my first encounter with real, live Russians. The hotel was a standard 4 star city centre ("keskusta" in Finnish) place and as well as us European and American business types, usually in ones and twos, there were these groups of Russian men. What really surprised me was how exactly they fitted our Cold War stereotype of Communist party or union apparatchiks. Always moving together, as if of one mind, curiously these men were all of a similar size, 5 or 6 inches shorter than me, all in similarly-cut plasticky suits, uncomfortably-knotted ties, non-leather shoes and briefcases - not even a fake Western brand logo. Each morning in the restaurant (Finnish: "ravintola") they would fall upon the breakfast bar with a last-meal-before-the-gulag gusto, and the elevators were filled with the smell of their tobacco and above with the smell of their armpits.... These Russians seemed a totally different species from Maria Sharapova or my friend Irina.
[Update - in the light of a comment, I have made bold the word "these". In this post I only refer to my first hand experience of the Russian party or union groups I encountered in that hotel, and did not say all Russians or all those stuck behind the Iron Curtain used to smell.]
I'm not digging up these memories to poke fun at Russians. Quite the contrary, I've always been fascinated by Russian history and by its wonderful literature, and in fact I was already planning to use my following Helsinki trip as an opportunity to visit Leningrad (it was a blinding weekend too). It was these particular Russians' complete otherness and their conformity to Russophobic propaganda that proved so memorable, that hotel making tangible and bringing alive the capitalist-communist division of Europe that had endured from long before I was born.
Nowadays it sometimes seems hard to remember that while 9/11 and 7/7 introduced a certain level of fear to metropolitan daily life, it's puny and random by comparison with the threat of nuclear annihilation that had hung over the 70s and 80s. Theoretically MAD and peace may have been the two sides of deterrence's coin, but I recall many earnest conversations about our chances of reaching the Millennium, and on my bookshelf is a copy of General Sir John Hackett's "The Third World War". It's a "best selling future history" which I think began with national / ethnic uprisings in the Soviet Union and soon had T72s on their merry way to the Rhine. It's only in hindsight that we know it would be Trabbies that would chugging down the autobahn, and that the Russian empire would, by and large, break up without bloodshed.
We had all lived with this Cold War division of Europe for 40-odd years, and what reason was there to believe that it would ever change? That summer a German friend had stayed at my place, and we had talked so much about politics and his country. Even with Gorby in power, there was one thing we were very sure about - the Berlin Wall wouldn't be gone in our lifetimes.
But back to pre-Nokia, pre-Timotei, deep-frozen Helsinki (it was minus 20C and dropping fast). We're back in the dark ages when hotel TV didn't automatically carry BBC, CNN, NDTV, Al Jazeera, France 24.... The choice was Finnish or Swedish, Estonian or Russian. While my Finnish was certainly better in those days, in fact 50% better than it is now, that only meant I could only count up to 3. Fortunately Finnish TV was subtitled for the country's Swedish minority and, so long as the words were similar to German ones, I could learn what was happening in the world.
Armed with the knowledge of what did happen, it's easy to forget other ways in which the events in Berlin could have gone. Why not a repetition of Prague or Budapest? After all, we were only months after the Tiannanmen Square massacre. So a sort of morbid curiosity led me to watch the Russian and Estonian coverage and see what "they" were being shown. At first in my room, and later in the hotel bar with the Russians themselves, it wasn't the negative story I expected. We were all seeing the same pictures that the Finnish and Swedish channels were showing - happy faces.
And so the dominoes fall in Berlin. Happy 20th Mauerfallstag!
Hard driving
It's not something I do that often, maybe once or twice a year, but I always enjoy installing a new hard drive in my main PC. Part of the pleasure comes from anticipating the incredible amount of space that you'll soon have at your disposal, though that's always tinged with experience of knowing how quickly it will soon fill up. There's also the empowering satisfaction which makes you imagine that one day you really could do the whole thing from scratch and build your very own monster. Sadly, I've never yet mustered the confidence to do so.
It's a feeling that's not even diminished by devoting most of Saturday to the task - which is more the measure of my skills - or needing 3 trips to the computer parts shop before you have the right cables and the extra SATA card. More annoying was the computer's failure to boot up when the drive was installed, coupled with the fact that the drive seemed to work just fine if you reconnected it after Windows was started. I've still not resolved the problem - I had more important matters on my mind yesterday - but it now looks like it's a Seagate firmware issue for which there is a fix. I can live with that. And next time it will be much easier as part of the rebuild was installing a caddy.
But don't you think the real pleasure of adding a hard drive is simply giving the thing its name? If I worked more at the idea, I'm sure I could make a parallel with the BMW execs' high fives at changing the "ultimate driving machine" to "we make joy". But the right pun eludes me, so a bit like the Queen whacking some champagne on the side of HMS something or other, or Mike Ashley renaming St James' Park, giving the drive its name seems the true moment of celebrating the new addition to the family.
Wasn't there once an ad whose punchline was "what do you call yours"? One good friend uses classical composers - so his laptop is Delius, desktop Mozart, and Bach and Vivaldi are RAIDS. Another uses varieties of cabbage, and at one place where I worked the system administrator named his servers after great scientists. No-one realised that what they also had in common was that they were all gay and his private joke, which only "came out" at the Christmas party one year, continued to have a subversive effect long afterwards.
I've always used United players, so the current line-up is Bruce, Neville, Keane, Schmeichel, Giggs, and Cantona. There was once a Robson, a long-forgotten 20gb drive. The was also a Best - entirely predictably, it crashed. Generally I go for past favourites or ones that you know will always belong to you, so there was never a Beckham or Ronaldo, and I got lucky by never using Hughes. While Cantona and Giggs do make the squad, in general the names are chosen for reliability - so the USB pen drive is Whiteside while I might name a dodgy DVD after Nani and would keep worrying that Rio would power down at awkward moments. Scholes, maybe. Rooney merits it, but is a Scouser. Evra's possible, and Anderson's got something - but isn't yet ready. I could always go back, in which case Irwin is standing in line, but that'll have to be for the drive I add next week.... This one, 1.5 terabytes, is Vidic. Comes from Serbia, he's gonna murder you.
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Fri Nov 06, 2009
Friday fun
- 7000 swords in "black pool" Leinstershire
- Man turns up at own funeral
- U2's Berlin Wall celebration to be walled off
- Olympic "faster, higher, stronger" condoms for sale
- Oh dear
Thu Nov 05, 2009
Multidimensional
Anyway, it turns out guitarist Brian May is really into photography, though long-forgotten mid 19th century stereoscopic photographers (see his London Stereoscopic Company site) rather than today's paparazzi and phones. Some of his own stereoscopic pictures are buried away in his "soapbox" and he's just published a book of pictures by the Victorian photographer T.R. Williams. Unsurprisingly for a distracted astrophysicist who was practical enough to make his own guitar, he's also designed a 3D viewer - see this report from Plastics and Rubber Weekly, no less.
Listen to this
BBC radio 4 program about his search for the original location.
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The trotters
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I still know how to read a balance sheet, know how it differs from a profit and loss account, understand the principles of income recognition.... And if you're still with me, then read David Conn's latest article on football finance, Bolton Wanderers:
Bolton's ability to operate with thumping losses and meaty borrowings is due to the backing of the club's owner, one of the lowest profile among the roster of rich men who have over recent years folded Premier League football clubs into their portfolios. Edwin Davies [a local man], who made his fortune manufacturing thermostatic controls for kettles, lives in the Isle of Man, one of the less sun-kissed of the British protectorate tax havens.
Revenue's £59m, wages £40m, and then you have to fill in a gap to see other costs including £2m interest on borrowing amount to £32m - you're left with the net loss of £13m. Year after year of that and they're £64 million in debt.
I don't expect anyone else to care particularly about Bolton. Having gone to school in the town, they've always been my second team - at least if you exclude whoever I hope is kicking the shit out of the Scousers or City this week. But it's more eye-catching as an example of how many of our clubs are dancing on a trapdoor. And much though people point to the Glazers' saddling of United with debt to buy the club, they remain a profitable business. Knock away the likes of Davies, in fact most of the owners, are you can see just where Platini's coming from.
Tue Nov 03, 2009
Custom metadata and Lightroom
Maybe later this week I'll wheel out the new LR3-friendly version of my Search, Replace and Transfer plug-in. There's still a bit of testing to do though because I've had to find ways to work around LR3's database access change - when your plug-in's dialog box provides immediate feedback, you've a bit of a problem when the database returns values out-of-sync with it. It rather invalidates the term "dialogue". I've also taken the opportunity to streamline some of the code, improve the layout, and add some new features. One is shown by this screenshot - instead of lengthy drop-down lists, separate dialog boxes make target fields easy to select. But it also shows another change - 16 custom fields.
I've never hidden my disappointment that custom fields are not available to users through Lightroom's interface, as they are with Aperture, iView, Portfolio.... And I don't think keywords are the right place for entering workflow or internal terms - only last week someone told me he had sent pictures to Alamy with "Getty" as a keyword. Correcting the omission of custom metadata is a much bigger task however than Adobe abolishing the obscenity "grayscale". I never thought the Berlin Wall would fall either.
Plug-ins based on custom metadata are now trickling out, and it's important that people are extremely cautious about their use. You're taking quite a risk with your metadata.
This thought arose answering a forum question about whether one plug-in could access custom metadata entered through another plug-in. As far as I can tell, that's not currently possible*. But it would be handy in many ordinary circumstances - eg to copy the caption or a date into a custom field.
*Update - it does work and it would have helped if I'd put the field name in quotes rather than treating it as a variable before getting on my hind legs:
getData = photo:getPropertyForPlugin("uk.co.beardsworth.missing", 'jbMissing' )
But my advice about extreme caution is more because I'm approaching from a DAM perspective and am more worried about the longer term viability of custom metadata. Let's say I released a plug-in based around custom fields and users entered metadata which had some value to them - whether that's just input time or business data like a client or agency account number. Now move on a few months, LR3 comes out, and the plug-in no longer works - I've disappeared, driven mad by SDK changes, or you're unwilling to pay my extortionate plug-in upgrade fee. At worst, it's a mafioso's charter.
And what now happens to that valuable metadata of yours? The data is still safely in the database but is effectively lost. You can't read it because the original plug-in's unavailable, Adobe's built-in "All" Plugin Metadata panel only shows data from enabled plug-ins, and it's not even in the XMP either. You're stuffed - unless you're resourceful enough to reverse engineer chunks of the plug-in. Assuming that I encrypted my plug-in's code, that means you're going to have to dig around the SQL to figure out my plug-in's ID and its field names. That's one barrier in your way. Then you can create a plug-in to rescue your custom data. Easy eh? And you've got to hope to hell that my plug-in didn't encrypt or obscure the values you entered.
For me what this shows is
1) You're taking a big risk if you store valuable custom metadata via a Lightroom plug-in - if you wouldn't be able to sort it out yourself, should you do it?
2) You should ensure any plug-in with custom metadata stores its field definitions in unencrypted files
3) The All Plug-in Metadata panel needs to show all plug-in metadata
4) The SDK should allow you to read (write?) custom metadata from other plug-ins
5) Custom fields should be mapped to XMP
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Mon Nov 02, 2009
LR3-beta - to the cloud
When the LR3-Beta came out, one of my posts highlighted the less obvious aspect of the new Publish Service - the hard drive option - and I mentioned that I've already found it handy as a stepping stone between LR and InDesign. There will be plenty of other uses too, and I've already seen a comment about using it to maintain a store of JPEGs for display on a TV. One possibility is for saving photos to the cloud - though you've got to wonder what upload speeds Mark Wilson's getting.
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